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Selasa, 01 Maret 2011

Cerita Lucu Bahasa Inggris (Funny Story)

susah yahh kalau di kasih tugas di sekolah dalam bahasa inggris jika kita tak tahu bahasa inggris, seperti contohnya yang di lakukan oleh Exact2 MAN 1 Watampone, tapi ngga usah khawatir karena tugas mencari Funny Storydi sekolah udah teratasi.
di bawah ini ada beberapa Funny Story ( Cerita Lucu ) yang pasti buat kamu tertawa terbahak-bahak....

1. Funny Story I

A Mime in a Zoo

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts. So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified.
The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"

2. Funny Story II

Baseball Season

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarassment whisper, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls." After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man!"



atau lihat saja beberapa cerita lucu di bawah ini. di jamin OK! dan bikin kalian semua ketawa terbahak-bahak tapi ingat harus tahu artinya dulu. Hahahaha

Beer and Ice Cream Diet
Bubba
Butlers Nite Off
Calorie-burning activities
The Army's Camel
Cannibal Fruit
CEO Party
Charlie Brown Specials We'd Like to See
Cheesy Joke
The Chicken or the Egg?
The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA
Cinderella and the Pumpkin...
Condom Emergency
Conflict Resolution
Confucius Say
Dear Diary, love Monica
Decomposing
Disadvantages of a HMO...
Dorm Rules
A Son's Bad Dream
Electricity
An Engineer in Hell
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
EuroEnglish
Fishing and Whiskey
woman who loves a fish
Bearer of check
The motorcylist
Persistent Idiot
Baked beans
Surgeons talk
The bottle and the bomb
Santa statistics
The healer
The newlyweds
The ever growing pig
Bob and the magic fly
Italian Journey
Pub Game Idiot
The mind is a terrible thing to waste
Melvin and the mildly flatulent
The Beekeeper
The Cable Guy
The old man and the parrot
Testifying for the irs
Little Johnny
The irs agent
The king's daughter
Eve and adam
The three race horses
The lexus and the president
The driver
Male stripper
The bomb and the pilot
The athiest
The chili taster
Air force one and the farmer

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